living the high times of divorce in richardson texas

life is good, people, I got a big ass fistful of cotton freakin candy

life is good, people, I got a giant fistfull of cotton freakin candy

It ain’t like life is easy for anybody, least of all people getting divorced in Richardson Texas.

I mean, you’ve got court fees to pay and super lawyers breathing down your neck being all like, “Hey, I write about divorce in the huffington post”

Impressive problems.

What you gonna do?

I don’t know, go to prison or something/

Mayeb win a big award?

Forget that.

Order cotton candy. #WhyNot